Trying to find ways
Through the percoset haze
Lying on the floor
Watching the Blue Jays score
With my infant son
He's the only one
Who thinks the Sox can win

So much for leadoff hitters. 14 for 101 yesterday with a measly 4 walks!

Paul DePodesta Medal of Honor for reaching base safely the whole game

Andruw Jones
Albert Pujols
Alex Citron

On the whole, my recovery from having two teeth pulled is going well.