Monday, January 03, 2005

Money Changes Everything

Money, money changes everything
we think we know what we're doin'
that don't mean a thing
it's all in the past now
money changes everything
The Brains



Here I am, minding my own business, writing a wildly popular Miami Heat blog, when not one but two - TWO! - advertisers approach me about advertising on this site. For Money.

So I'd like to announce the revival of Eisenberg Sports, with all of its wackiness and analysis. Any story is fair game, except for things involving the Miami Heat. See you soon.

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At 12:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 1:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 2:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 3:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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